Arkham500

COMET OBSERVATORY…. Rosalina…. Had a bit of a problem going on. Stars were typically a peaceful sight for her. Especially given most of them were babies, destined to become newborn galaxies some day. They were normally beautiful, so much so that Rosalina could just watch them endlessly. So, then, why were they suddenly taking a crimson hue, before fading into nothing? The first one, Rosalina thought, was just an eclipse, but clearly something else was up when they were being, seemingly, “corrupted” by the dozen. Luckily for her, a Grand Star was in her possession. She surely could make something work with its power. The bad news, however, is that someone was going to get in her way. “Princess Rosalina, I assume?” A somewhat elegant voice spoke. Rosalina turned around in surprise, and was met with a purple-clad demon, seemingly akin to some sort of vampire. Immediately, she got the nagging suspicion that this was the person behind all of this. “I am Jedah Dohma. You’ve been

WIMPY’S HAMBURGER DINER… “Oh, but I would GLADLY pay you Tuesday for that eight-patty hamburger today!” A portly man by the name of Wimpy asked a canine customer, with brown fur with black spots and a distinctive blue collar. Of course, the dog responded by unhinging his jaw and eating the eight-stack in one bite. He was rather smug about it- and he had every right to be, given that he had already paid AND tipped Wimpy. “Oh… Hamburger, sweet sweet hamburger… I shall fix one myself, then….” A dejected Wimpy walked away into the kitchen, but upon seeing a burger that was already done, his sadness turned to sheer glee as he started to shovel down the flame-grilled sandwich. “If only Shaggy were here to enjoy these delicious burgers…” Scooby-Doo, the aforementioned canine, commented to himself as he continued to gulp burger after burger. However, someone took notice of Scooby’s… questionable eating habits. “If ya eats too many of them burgersk, yer gonna explode!” Commented a